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Google Mows Lawn With Goats
(MYFOX NATIONAL) - Last week Google brought in a herd of goats to mow the grass on its Mountain View, Calif. headquarters rather than using lawnmowers.
The company said that it wanted to take a more “low-carbon” approach with the goats reducing the company’s contribution to air and noise pollution. The cost of hiring the 200-some goats is about the same price as mowing, but the goats were “a lot cuter to watch.”
This is the kind of win we expect from Google. Nice work as usual, guys.
Original Article at MyFoxDC.com
Fake News That Fooled The Media
In the olden days when shoes were a luxury and smallpox was a right of passage, men like William Randolph Hearst used their complete control over communication airwaves to tell the general populace whatever lie happened to be convenient (see marijuana is evil) or interesting (see below).
With the advent of the Internet, the situation has changed so that instead of powerful media moguls spreading bullshit, pretty much anybody can do it. After all, if the story is good enough, the mainstream media will report it, no matter how transparently retarded it is.
This is more fine work from Cracked.com. I saw several of these when they were ‘news’ and laughed my ass off, but there are also some gems that I’ve never seen before. The tag for ‘media fail’ is born.
Read the original article at Cracked.com
Volkswagon Bug (Fo Realz)
I would have taken the time to put the extra couple legs on it, but I suppose since insects only have 6 it’s an appropriate expression of the bug 
Senior Prank Win
Students and faculty gathered around the flagpole in front of Fruita Monument High School Thursday morning wondering in awe just how senior pranksters welded an old Eagle hatchback around the flagpole without causing any damage to school property.
The real win here is the fact that these guys thought this through enough to have a defensible position that they didn’t damage anything, since the car isn’t touching the flagpole. The school says as long as they help clean it up after school lets out for the summer they’re good. Alex Almy and Jesse Poe, today you guys are winners.
Cousin It Appears On Griddle
Photo By Todd Krainin Imperial Valley Press
CALEXICO, Calif. — The hottest thing on the griddle at the Las Palmas restaurant these days isn’t the food. It’s the image of Our Lady of Guadalupe that a cook says she saw in the griddle.
Yet another vague Rorschach which must be an image of <insert random mythological figure here>. This one’s especially weak, and looks a whole lot more like Cousin It from The Adams Family than Our Lady of Guadalupe. But please, by all means, do not think for yourself…follow the mindless zealots in their rush to see the griddle.
