Screaming Libertine

Archive for April, 2009

I had no idea members of a British royal line were available that cheap. I may need to consider a vacation.

It’s nice to see that totally asinine weight loss gimmicks are nothing new. Kinky flotation device as well, perhaps?

North County couple Tom and Marguerite Nunn sued the nonprofit corporation — known also as Conservation Ambassadors — seeking payback for what they said was an accidental donation of $93,447…But Marguerite Nunn said her computer accidentally put her ZIP code in the spot where the dollar amount was supposed to be, causing a check for the much larger amount to be mailed.

So this lady is so braindead that she didn’t notice her computer printing a check for $94k instead of $130. The charity, being charitable people after all, claim they spent $60k so fast that they couldn’t give it back. Sure, let’s go with that. So. Much. Fail.

Original Article at SanLuisObispo.com

I didn’t even know you could buy nut sacks at the grocery store.

Gratuitous wicked picture

Remember everyone, some poor bastard has to clean up after the fail.

I love a woman with style.

The coolest picture of a lightning strike that I’ve ever seen.

Too bad it wasn’t armed with wingtip missiles, that would have been a real show.